$JEANMINE - A PLAINS BIOME MOB
Jean Minecraft Phil spawned in a plains biome on a quiet Tuesday. No summoner. No leash. He tamed himself, sat on a grass block, and claimed the mint as his patch.
Creepers hiss and detonate out of jealousy. Skeletons miss on purpose. Phil does not flinch - he just stares until the chunk loads with green candles.
Holders know the ritual: open the chest, find diamonds, and Phil is already sitting on the lid. Dig smart. Never dig straight down.
Tamed himself. No ocelot energy, all business.
Drops green candles when provoked.
Neutral to holders. Hostile to jeets.
Spawn point. Fair launch, LP burned, contract renounced.
The mine opens. Community raids, meme veins, torch-lit tunnels.
Listings and chart enchantments. Diamond hands only.
Unbreakable floor. Phil sits on the chest.
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